About us
Why deal with a bunch of Monkeys?
How we delight you
Monkey only deals with the best quality products from non-traditional sources. Monkey sources from the far corners of the internet, reaching into far away locales in Europe and Latin America to find the odd item that brings you delight.
Browse and enjoy our selection because the world is bigger than you think it is!
- Tasty and delightful products
- Best customer service (You're not paying peanuts, so you won't get monk.....I mean bad service)
- 5-days money back guarantee
Our troupe
Chief Primate
The Chief Primate is in charge here. Well sort of....at least he tries to keep the rest of the troupe from messing up the place. From maintaining the site to keeping the inventory fresh; He's got a sensible head on his shoulders (without the dandruff). He's Anything But Bananas.
Mama Macaque
Mama Macaque's job is to keep everyone fed... so that they don't try to drink the sauces. She also picks and packs your products so that they get to you on time and in a good condition without teeth marks. Her job is to not drop the product.
Monkey(s)
Who is Monkey? Is Monkey and individual or is there more than one Monkey? Who knows? Monkey does the scouring of the intervines and sourcing of the delightful products from the far reaches of the world that you see here. Monkey does the rest. Monkey wants to type here but the Chief Primate is pulling Monke........
Testimonials
- The very delighted customer
- The customer who appreciates undropped product